why women rule?

1) we got off the titanic first
2) When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
3) Our boy friend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in
ours.
4) Free drinks.
5) free dinners.

6) If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.
7) Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
8) If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
9) we never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
10) If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

11) We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
12) We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
13) There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
14) We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra



hahakz! go girls!