10 REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GIRL

one:
You don't have to be afraid of squeling
when you see a spider, cockroach, or rat
scuttle across the ground infront of you.

two:
Guys opening doors (at mall, of the car)
for you!

three:
Girls can whine to get their way..
and get it

four:
If something is too heavy for you,
you can ask for help without feeling
useless.

five:
Girls can cry at sad movies or
touching occasions, but guys who do
that are labeled "wimps" or sissies

six:
The chances of you getting lost,
and staying lost, is slim because
you're not afraid of asking for directions

seven:
no national service!
while you guys are slogging away
to defend the nation, we whiz through
our university courses in a blink of
an eye

eight:
For a couple of days a month,
you can behave like a total pain,
and blame it all on the hormones.

nine:
Shopping is so much more interesting
if you're female. You can choose
to have a little colour in your wardrobe,
instead of plain old black, blue and grey.

ten:
You can save money on dates, because it's
expected that guys should pay for everything,
from meals to sending home.